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Batsman Right Handed
Clarkey / The Lord
Spirit Animal:
Goat
Celebrity Doppelganger:
Fred Ward
Favourite Musical Instrument:
Triangle
Favourite Movie:
Wolf of Wall Street
Favourite TV Show:
Money for Nothing
Favourite Meal Deal:
Sushi, Carrot Sticks & Houmous, Orange Tropicana
Hidden Talent:
Can pull apart two pieces of flat lego without using his teeth
When Not Playing Cricket:
Builds birdboxes to sell on Etsy
Commonly Used Phrase:
"can someone run the bar"
Also plays for CHLCC 1st XI, CHLCC 2nd XI
Simon Clarke
Biography
Nickname:Clarkey / The Lord
Spirit Animal:
Goat
Celebrity Doppelganger:
Fred Ward
Favourite Musical Instrument:
Triangle
Favourite Movie:
Wolf of Wall Street
Favourite TV Show:
Money for Nothing
Favourite Meal Deal:
Sushi, Carrot Sticks & Houmous, Orange Tropicana
Hidden Talent:
Can pull apart two pieces of flat lego without using his teeth
When Not Playing Cricket:
Builds birdboxes to sell on Etsy
Commonly Used Phrase:
"can someone run the bar"
Season statistics
All competitions · 2026 seasonLooks like Simon Clarke didn’t play this season.
